What if you're the one your mother warned you about?

How about in addition to the speed limit, we have an age limit.

How do wealthy rappers stay so angry?

Can't only 50% of the population be overweight?

Where the hell are my memory pills?

Why do we call it a deadbolt? Because if we don't use it, we'll die?

Don't you hate when you wake up hung over and the birds outside are singing like nothing's wrong?

Do dice really roll? Why don't we "tumble the dice"?

Does Visine also lobby for the legalization of marijuana?

How come The Hulk's shirt came off, but never his pants?

Why don't homeless people just deal drugs? What's the worst that can happen? They get sentenced to food and shelter?

Quaker oatmeal says, "May reduce the risk of cancer." All right, why don't you get back to us when you're sure?

Is it fast-food because they cook it fast or because we eat it fast?

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